Things That Make Me Laugh
Incredible. And the missed one on "Goodwyns". The small "l" for "Ltd". A masterpiece.
— Rom_S (@Woop_x3) March 23, 2022
The fourth one's a verb.
— Mark Swingler (@SwinglerMark) March 23, 2022
Close, but I think itβs :β
Repair is servicing brakeβs exhaustβs clutches.
That is to say, the repair is servicing the clutches of the exhaust of the brake.
Strange vehicle indeed.
— RW-GFY (@PutinMyBeauty) March 23, 2022
Just taking a moment to enjoy this comedy of errors again pic.twitter.com/rqVnPKi4pE
— Jessica Baker πβ¨ (@JessBoneBreaker) February 12, 2021
Quote from Forrest on March 31, 2022, 8:31 pm
You're a bit like a bus Forrest - nothing at all for ages then 3 come at the 1 time. Of course your input is always welcome here.
I remember Not the 9 o'clock news doing a sketch similar to that 1 with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones set in a Swedish pharmacy.
The customer asks (in a Swedish accent apparently) "I would like some deodorant"
The shop assistant asks "Ball or aerosol?"
Customer replies " No, actually it's for my armpits !"π
Quote from Barney Rubble on March 31, 2022, 9:16 pmQuote from Forrest on March 31, 2022, 8:31 pm
Youβre a bit like a bus Forrest β nothing at all for ages then 3 come at the 1 time. Of course your input is always welcome here.
I remember Not the 9 oβclock news doing a sketch similar to that 1 with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones set in a Swedish pharmacy.
The customer asks (in a Swedish accent apparently) βI would like some deodorantβ
The shop assistant asks βBall or aerosol?β
Customer replies β No, actually itβs for my armpits !β
Would that be a Barna Bus, my dear Mr. Rubulus π
Absolutely devastated. 7 years of medical training and hard work resulting in a friend being struck off for a minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients. He is no longer able to continue in the prof he loves. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
— Ro's gone wrong (@rdisc0mb0bulate) April 13, 2022
cartoon pic.twitter.com/fTf6riSvYU
— Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) April 14, 2022
If Jesus walked across the English channel you'd send him to Rwanda. pic.twitter.com/umWAFBy8JG
— keir hardie4indyπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ (@keirhardie4) April 17, 2022
I haven't made many memes, so I was pleasantly surprised to see this one I birthed roaming free in its natural habitat today, after I released it into the wild a few months ago. π€£ pic.twitter.com/9X4ZCo3E6f
— Squirrely πΏ (@aBitSquirrely) November 3, 2021
Morning Wicked Ones! π€£πΎπΎ pic.twitter.com/ABWkMXmfOl
— @WickedVintageShop (@WickedVintageUK) April 26, 2022
A German tries to take the last chocolate pic.twitter.com/166xEf9G2O
— Killian Sundermann (@killersundymann) April 22, 2022
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed. pic.twitter.com/YyhfkmOcxa— Docπ (@DocAtCDI) April 28, 2022
I canβt stop laughing! π
What is this game called? ππππππ pic.twitter.com/teWX08O5s2— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) April 29, 2022
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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) May 4, 2022
Finally a swimwear brand for people like me (narcoleptic bellyfloppers) pic.twitter.com/o6aaxQs38c
— Reuven Perlman (@ReuvenPerlman) May 8, 2022
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— Ellis Rosen (@EllisRosen) May 11, 2022